Author: The Man

“Time.  What is Time?  Time is a construct, a tool The Man™ (no relation) uses to keep us down.”

Does it really matter if we are waiting when the school doors open?  Or when the entry  lines are longest?  Or if we arrive just in time to shove the Proto-Men past a closing gate seconds before the bell goes off?  

I didn’t think so.

All I know is, I didn’t have time to shower this morning, making it all the better we are in the middle of Man Week.

Our foyer is not a foyer.  Think of it as stage left at SNL, only instead of Kyle Mooney changing costumes it is four Proto-Men making the transition from ‘Student’ to ‘Athlete.’  

Even The Man is afraid to go in here.

“Defining terms is important during Man Week.  A Mess is not a Mess if it disappears by the end of Man Week.”